Next Friday marks the beginning of the official holiday shopping season in the United States. Besides the standard Writer's Market
Prices range from the inexpensive to the you're-one-lucky-individual and vary based on the skill of the bargain shopper, on the brand, and geographic location.
These are in no particular order, but writers should feel free to print it out, rank the items, make notes, add additional items, and just happen to leave it lying around where it can't help but be seen.
Consider it creative marketing.
1. Calculator - This one may sound non-writerly, but a basic calculator is something that all serious writers need to have nearby. It's useful for calculating per word rates when quoted a flat fee, potential income when drafting articles for per word markets, determining how many words to write a day in order to reach a goal, or how much progress has been made in a project.
2. Desk Lamp - Task lighting is vital for maintaining the writer's eyesight for years to come.
3. Dictionary
4. Digital Camera - Especially for the magazine or non-fiction writer, pictures can help sell the piece.
5. Digital Recorder - For capturing all those cool ideas and stray thoughts when the writer is on the move.
6. Gym Membership or Exercise Equipment - When the blood is flowing and the flesh is energized, the creative juices work so much better. Exercising to the point of physical exhaustion also helps turn off the voices so the writer can get a good night's sleep.
7. Ink Cartridges - Ink is one of the largest expenses a writer incurs during the course of the year. A few cartridges as a gift are not as weird as it might seem to the non-writer.
8. Journal or Notebooks - Whether the gift-giver purchases a nice notebook or just a bunch of cheap wire-bound notebooks, the writer can use it to record their ideas, map out storylines, jot notes, or simply as a journal to remind themselves why they put themselves through this heartache in the first place.
9. Magazine Subscriptions - Subscriptions to one or more magazines that the writer would like to break into so they can study the market.
10. MP3 Player - This has multiple uses. In the midst of a busy household or hectic environment, the writer can load it with white noise and soothing music to block out the hustle and bustle that surrounds them while they work. It can also be used to play mood music to accompany the scene or story that the writer is writing. Additionally, the writer can load it with podcasts of other writers' work to study what different markets are accepting and what other writers are doing and how they're doing it.
11. Office Supplies - In the course of a year, writers use lots of post-its, pens, hi-liters, binder clips, etc. These things are like toys to many writers and the office supply store is just one big, giant toy store full of shiny objects to be played with.
12. Pen - A good quality pen is an especially thoughtful gift for the writer who still prefers to create their first draft in longhand. A nice pen really does make the writing that much more comfortable.
13. Printer - Gift-givers can consider upgrading their writer's printer for them. A nicer printer improves presentation when submitting and a faster one saves the writer time.
14. Postal Scale - No need to use more stamps than necessary when submitting postal submissions and queries to various markets.
15. Reference Books - These an range from 101 Common Household Poisons to How To Make a Detonator to the Kama Sutra
16. Submission Kit - A full submission kit would include at least one ream of paper, envelopes, both 9x12 and #10 envelopes, blank labels, and stamps. A partial submission kit would include any selection of these items. Of course, better quality paper -- I prefer 22lb, 96 brightness -- and envelopes make for a better submission kit.
17. Subscriptions to Market Newsletters - Some of the better market newsletters cost a nominal fee for a year's subscription, but subscribing to multiple market newsletters can quickly add up. Gift subscriptions will provide the writer with ample opportunities to practice their craft.
18. Time Alone - This gift can take many forms, whether it is a coupon to promise to leave the house for a number of hours so the writer can write or a hotel room for one so the writer can create their own personal writing retreat for a day or two.
19. Timer - Yes, a simple egg timer. This is another of those multi-functional gifts that no writer should be without. It is useful for so many things, like timing how long one has been taking a break on the internet or IM so the writer returns to work, or letting the writer know their day's writing time is nearly over when they work for a set time, rather than by a set word count, every day, or for timed writings.
20. Toys - When writing fiction, sometimes it is necessary to block things out in order to understand the choreography or see where everyone is. Toys such as army men, Legos, building blocks, etc., can assist the writer with visualizing different scenes.

15 comments:
That's a good list. I made a big hurrah last year when people got me B&N gift cards. I'm hoping they remember and do it again.
Some people honestly never know what to get me and a gift card is perfect. I get to plan an outing to one of the most heavenly places...
Sigh
Agreed, Tori, gift cards are the way to go. I prefer 'em to people getting me writing books in particular. I don't really read them. I don't really care for them. Why not get me a gift card and I'll go get something useful you never imagined I needed, like a history book on the Roman navy?
It's funny to read that list and realize how many of those things have either been gifts for me over the years, or should be. But I was just reading until I hit "a hotel room for a couple of days, as a writer's retreat for one," and then the alarms in my brain went off. That would be the coolest thing ever! Oh man. I'll be thinking about that all ngiht now.
I could use a trip to the hotel for writing time, too. Or even a trip to the university to sit in one of the gathering areas. I find that atmosphere perfect for me to write.
But I am settling for the day after Thanksgiving. I'm so excited for that to come.
I do use toys for positioning (honest. no, really) and choreography of a sort. All those things are fantastic gifts - my favorite thing to get is the gift card to B&N so I can buy the books on poisons and "how to kill without getting caught" - the stuff friends and family are too terrified to carry to the checkout counter!
My mother came home one day this Spring and there were toy army men and plastic dinosaurs on the kitchen table. They were perched on and around various picture frames and candle holders. I told her it was a dark alley. She decided I needed blocks.
Soccer Mom Sez:
Those were some great ideas, Lori. I send a lot of Amazon gift certificates at Christmas. I send an e-card witht he e-certificate to family members around the country. It's a lot cheaper than sending christmas cards.
I'm gonna send my husband a link to your blog.
I do steal my kids army men for blocking out scenes. I also confess to using Fisher-Price Little People, matchbox cars (for a car chase and wreck) and a posable Spiderman doll ( oh, excuse me. Action figure. I'm not allowed to call them dolls).
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who uses props! Whenever I'm buying those action figure things, I say something out loud like "Oh, little Timmy will love these!" so I don't like a weirdo.
Thank heavens for online shopping! Next on my wish list: little model space ships.
I still need little spaceships. If you find some good, inexpensive ones, let me know. I keep an eye on the local dollar store's toy selection. They often have little bags of toys cheap.
I managed to snag some more toys that my mother tried to sell at the garage sale this past summer. Imagine a 30-something woman saying, "No, Mom. You can't get rid of those! I still play with them."
I need some Legos. Right now, all I have are the really large Big Blocks that my nephew outgrew. Not only are they not as versatile, they take up too much storage space.
Personally, if someone didn't want to give me toys, I'd take the weekend in a hotel, or better yet, let everyone else go to the hotel and leave me home alone for the weekend.
I will let you know. I've been meaing to do a serious search for some this weekend.
Soccer Mom Sez:
You can build model ships with Legos, but the kits are sort of pricey. Have you surfed around ebay? You can find all sorts of odd things there.
~Mary
eBay scares me. It scares me bad.
eBay is not scary. It used to scare me, actually.
(Despite my technical proficiency and defense of teh interwebs, I am slow to adopt many new things.
Like cellphones. Work of the devil. Useful things though. Maybe I'll look at them when Google Phone comes out.
Also it took me several years of college to buy stuff from Amazon. Not because I was frightened of security, but it just seemed wrong to order things online.
Of course, now I accept many new things.
Except cellphones.)
Now it doesn't anymore.
Do it a couple times, and when it works both times, do it some more. Only trust sellers with nearly 100% happiness rates on eBay--and I mean nearly 100%. 99% is almost too low. 99.9% is better. And trust the power sellers.
eBay sellers run businesses, usually. They tend not to want to screw the customer. Bad news gets around quickly--especially on eBay.
I haven't really looked at eBay for toys, just because I never thought of that as an option.
Has anyone ever been to a Lego store? Oh, man, I could've spent a fortune in there. I didn't, but I could've.
Soccer Mom Sez:
Ebay isn't scary. You just need to be cautious, but not afraid. I shop there all the time. It's amazing what you can find.
I'm a Lego addict. I love playing with my kids Legos. Good thing I've never been in one of the stores. I could go completely broke.
Verification word: hebskew: when your yarmulke doesn't fit quite right
~Mary
There's other reasons to be "afraid" of eBay. If you're into auctions, it could be very easy to bid, and buy, lots of things.
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